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big ben, 1000 pieces 2002-04-06<>1:05 p.m. satan and random guy x were just hanging out one day, when a mysterious figure crept through the background. "hitler!" shouted satan. "dude, i think its totally awesome how everyone takes you so seriously. they dont realize that this whole holocaust thing is just because of a bet.... which makes it all the more funny!" laughed satan. the threesome laughed. "no, but seriously, i probably will get into a couple history books. here! you guys can even be in the picture, too. the three worst people... ever!" "oh my devil! that would be sooooo great! 'the three worst people... ever. satan, hitler, and random guy x'" said satan. random guy x had given up trying to speak at this point... he still has no clue what he did wrong. all he knew was the fact that he was satans best friend... even though he was seriously reconsidering. who wants friends that continually interrupt you? "well, man, its pretty fucking late. i had better get home. im gonna paint with the blood of a hundred jews... that'll show them damn art teachers!" said hitler. random guy x was starting to wonder why satan, his best friend, never even called him. "i will see you later, hitler!" yelled satan. hitler walked out the door. had had sort of a... bounce in his step. satan and random guy x continued to work on the jigsaw puzzle they had started before hitler showed up. "satan?" asked random guy x |