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I have a plan. 2002-09-01<>4:27 p.m. My plan to improve the world. Step 1: Everyone find a partner. Do not necessarily choose someone you like. Just find a random person, and they will be your partner. So now, everyone in the world has someone to work with. Step 2: Learn about your partner. And vice-versa. Tell your partner about yourself. Tell your life story, tell about your philosopies and what you believe. Be sure to listen to what your partner has to say. Hang out with your paretner to see who they really are. You will have one week for this bonding time. Step 3: Flip a coin. Find a quarter, or a pennie, or a euro, or whatever. Decide on a "heads" side and a "tails" side. One partner will flip a coin in the air, and the other will "call" a side while it is still in the air. Let the coin fall to the ground without any distractions. Step 4: Decide a winner. If your partner calls "heads" in the air, and the coin lands on tails, he is the loser. If your partner calls "heads" in the air, and the coin lands on heads, she is the winner. Step 5: Loser dies. Find a way to humanely kill the loser, whether this be you or your partner, someone has to die, or this perfect plan will be ruined. Step 6: The population will go from about 5.5 billion to around 2.75 billion. Less people equals a better place. CONGRATULATIONS, THE WORLD IS NOW A BETTER PLACE! |