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telemarketing is fun 2002-02-26<>7:41 p.m. "hi, youve reached john and laura. we are not sleeping, were retired. we are out doing things that retired people do. leave us your name and your number, and we will call you back. remember, were not retarded, were retired." - old man on answering machine